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Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023
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Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
by Ttawlove September 7, 2022
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Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021
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Baby daddy

A baby daddy is a man whom you aren't married to and he has impregnated you. therefore he is your baby daddy.
Me: he baby daddy
My baby daddy: shut up fat whore
by Mag- pag April 19, 2020
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Baby-daddy

My baby-daddy finally bought Suzie her first pair of shoes. They're size 2 and so cute!
by Aunt Re May 27, 2018
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baby daddy

a man who owes you child support, love, money for ya'll child, and money in general BITCHHHH
MAN MY baby daddy STILL AINT GIVE MONEY FOR CLARICE GIRL
by urdadishot December 17, 2022
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