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Baber

Verb) To Baber: When one man seduces another, then when it is time to switch positions, says " I have a girlfriend, no thanks." and then leaves without providing his partner with a sexual release.
Noun) A Baber: A homosexual male who closets himself by being a hateful gay basher.
Adjective) Baberific: 1)When something requires a lot of work, but has very little or no reward. 2) When something is obnoxious, arrogant, offensive, unpleasant, ungrateful, deceitful or secretly self-loathing.
Verb "So after he got head from that dude and it was his turn to suck, he pulled a Baber and vamped out."
Noun "Have you ever noticed how many anti-gay politicians are really Babers?"
Adjective) 1)"I was excited this year, but Denver's new head coach led them to a Baberific season." 2) Pauley Shore
by Sgt.Angrybottom December 8, 2010
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Babestation

An extremely attaractive person and/or and object that is amazing.
That girl is babestation!
wow, that car is babestation!
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Babers

A word used to describe a significant other that only clingly, obnoxious, insecure people use. It is the most annoying of all the pet names and can pin point an obsessive, insecure bf/gf very easily.
Hi Babers!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 I miss you sooooo much, I can't wait to see you again even though I just saw you 10 minutes ago!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABERS!
by notbabers March 13, 2010
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BABETRON 5000

The Babetron 5000 is one step above the Babetron. The 5000 marks the newest and most attractive model and very few select girls deserve this title.
Dude! I just saw Megan Fox she is such a BABETRON 5000!
by shrimpskilly1111 September 25, 2010
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babery

Akin to a hatchery, a babery is the home or nest of a crazy chick who wants nothing more than to make lots of babies. These places should be avoided by men at all costs unless they want to get stuck paying child support for a flock of babies.
"Sorry dude, I can't come over tonight, I have to get back to the babery to change two hundred diapers."

"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."

"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."
by TheTimeLord August 25, 2008
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babesta

when a girl jacks u off, flicks ur balls, AND LICKS UR ASS at the same time
she gave me a babesta last night
by carl steve August 1, 2008
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babart

1. The physical act of beginning something, especially the frisbee sport goaltimate.
2. Being in a long-term relationship with no real plan to become engaged.
1. Babart the game and let's start playing.
2. Bart is totally babarting her by not putting a ring on it.
by Pseudabe January 26, 2011
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