I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003

buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

by MerryAndy October 9, 2006

bonfire bollocks

A boy with ginger pubic hairs!

'your dad's got bonfire bollocks!!'

by :: LAURA :: November 23, 2003

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

Twatty Bollocks

You. Now fuck off.

Oi you, Twatty Bollocks

by Some bloke24654 November 11, 2010

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007