birmingham blush

When you’re having a very intense conversation with your boss and he/she takes the opportunity to burp and blow the air into your mouth.... and you taste his dominoes pizza.

Kurt was telling me how I messed up a rental and Birmingham blushed me.

by Jake From Enterprise January 21, 2020

Birmingham

A town full of imbeciles. Home to the disgusting ‘brummie’ accent which sounds like shite. Anyone that lives in Birmingham is a downie.

‘Don’t go near that trollop, he’s from Birmingham’

by gary190ccfc September 27, 2017

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Birmingham

Not much to say, a shithole filled with dickheads and wanna-be roadman. If you live here your most likely to be on benefits.

Aman-“Look at that nitty over der”
Safone-“His probably from Birmingham, fucking tramp”.

by JusATurkishGirl September 4, 2020

Birmingham

Snobbiest city in Michigan, full of parents who brag about their kids and their big ass houses.

P1: Brad’s such a snob.

P2: Makes sense, since he lives in Birmingham.

by Insert handle_here July 15, 2020

Birmingham trap

Where one provokes or lures another person into a dark alleyway, whereupon the provoked is beaten up by friends of the provoker.

Damn, Ollie got birmingham trapped by the local grannies last Thursday!

by llemar123 October 19, 2017