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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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Ass Betting

Betting money that one doesn't have.
U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!
by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017
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Egg-baiting

A type of conversion therapy and bullying where someone is made to doubt their comfortableness with their biological sex, sexual orientation, and gender presentation, often to convince them to transition from their biological sex to a mimicry of the opposite sex.

A person may very well be comfortable with how they are, but under pressure, crack and hatch into a trans identity to find relief. A person who has not yet hatched under the egg-baiting is said to be an egg waiting to hatch.
"I can't believe the egg-baiting of my sister by the alphabet soup kids just because she's bi and likes trucks and masculine styles."
by MeaniePooPie May 12, 2021
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Butting Heads

Having a conflict with someone else.
I keep butting heads with my business partner because he doesn't think we should paint the conference room and I do.
by Dustin Clinton October 9, 2008
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Chav baiting

this is possibly the best idea i've ever come across, its like a sport, you find a herd of fresh chav scum, chase them, scare the living shit outta them and then, you beat the shit outta them and leave them there in a heap on the floor begging for daddy to save them. almost like genocide, but on the dogshit of our community.a general cadidate for communial sport of hte year!
oh look janice, a chav, lets throttle him and probe his pea-brain with our napalmed knitting needles...And then some... ; WOW - Chav baiting, lets legalise this fantastic idea!
by chav h8a 2005 October 4, 2005
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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
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Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.
Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("
by LeDonde December 3, 2014
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