Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.

I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.

by dweezey February 20, 2011

slippery bathtub

When you fucking your girl and then it slips into her ass

Oh dude i accidentally gave my girl a slippery bathtub last night.

by Penguin podcaster April 18, 2018

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018

bathtub fingers

When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.

I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.

by Rusty Spoon Fingers May 14, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

Bathtub

A tub in which you bathe in. Commonly used for washing your self, or relaxation.

Ginny: I'm going up to bathe in the new bathtub!
Jessica: Have fun.

by iamdaonetheone June 3, 2018