Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025

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Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

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Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

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