Astroboy

(In sex) A man/girl eats out the partner while choking the partner

He did an astroboy on me and it felt so good.

by asitodtyh May 5, 2022

Astronomy

This is a mental disorder created by people to get you to base your very own personality off of a star. You can not act like a animal shaped star in space my nigga.

Astronomy ain’t real.

by Zyke_thatnigga444 July 21, 2022

astronomy

gigachad science

astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

astrolobigalmente

Not really a word, but funny to say in Italian

1:Ei amico
2:sì?
1:astrolobigalmente
2:in che senso

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023

asstrology

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.

Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

Astrolosplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator dismisses any idea by comparing it to astrology, zodiac signs, or horoscopes—framing it as inherently irrational, unscientific, and vaguely mystical. The astrolosplainer says “this is literally astrology for X” or “you’re basically reading horoscopes,” regardless of whether the target’s work has any connection to astrology. The tactic relies on the cultural stigma against astrology to delegitimize without argument, treating the comparison as self‑evidently damning.

Example: “She developed a framework for understanding personality through narrative archetypes; he dismissed it as ‘astrology for psychologists.’ Astrolosplaining: using a label to avoid understanding a new idea.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Astrololighting

A form of Digitallighting that uses the “astrology” analogy to gaslight targets into believing their work is inherently flaky, unscientific, or narcissistic. The perpetrator repeatedly compares the target’s research to horoscope reading, often with mockery about “woo” or “crystals.” Even when the target is working within rigorous academic traditions, the constant association erodes their public credibility and makes them question whether their approach is valid. Astrololighting exploits the gendered dismissal of practices coded as “feminine” or “spiritual.”

Example: “Her peer‑reviewed research on community storytelling was met with ‘this is just astrology for academics.’ Astrololighting: using a stigmatized label to dismiss serious work without reading it.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026