astrology

The dumbest thing since Christianity

astrology is nothing but useless brainrot

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 2, 2025

astrology

The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 14, 2025

Astrologicism

Discriminating on someone based on their astrological sign.

Your friend hates me just for being a Sagittarius, and I don't appreciate the astrologicism.

by Nordic Pimp November 9, 2025

Lying by astrology

pretending like astrology is real.

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.

by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022

Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025