assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006

assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.

"lets go fuck the assbitch!"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

asset

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin

1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.

by 3242935234 January 11, 2009

Assia

a very attractive black girl who has asian like facial features

i want me a piece of that Assia!!

by Juyo Ashka January 22, 2008

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

pain-in-the-assitude

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009