assamonger

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

assail

Attaking someone or something violently or verbally

reviewers assailed the book as soon as it came out

by IceCreamLove May 15, 2015

Assafamil

Its a word that means pissed off. Kinda like triggered but worse

I am so Assafamil

by Http-Bill-Cipher June 14, 2018

assagrapher

An individual who specializes in the studies of a woman's postierior or assagraphy.

I'm an assagrapher not a perv.

by Usimyoc February 7, 2007

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Assalisk

Exactly the same as the bassalisk from Harry Potter, except that it is made up of Ass'. It is entirely more sneaky and cunnig than an actuall bassalisk and has sexual relations with dumbledore and Harry. Niether of which know about the others relationshio with the assalisk.

This can also be sed as a common phrase to describe someone as a cheater, or a devlishly sneaky and evil being.

Did you hear Lee was cheating on his girl Atlanta? Yea he took all her money and her house.

That dude is an assalisk.

by Asbestosman June 30, 2010

ashafutitis

Ashy skin so bad it's infectious.

My feet are so crusty I've got ashafutitis.

by Michael Miles March 30, 2017