Bag of smashed arseholes 

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

Bag of smashed arseholes by mingsly September 29, 2014

pack of arseholes

A large group of nasty (usually) men. Rude, ignorant and not brave enough to be by themselves - they move in a pack.

"They're a right pack of arseholes' as a group pushes their way to the bar ahead of anyone else.

pack of arseholes by happyslappa October 2, 2017

o the arshole 

his is a dick who watches porn 24/7 he also likes to put bananes inside peoples arsholes

o the arshole is a dick

o the arshole by kjgugyi August 1, 2020

window licking arsehole 

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt

Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole

window licking arsehole by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes 

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole 

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole by Rikstir May 30, 2025