arkansas booty call

When you sext a close female relative and she sext you back.

That guy is such a redneck, all he does is arkansas booty calls.

by California Willie April 20, 2011

Arkansas mud plug

A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.

Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)

At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."

"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."

Chuck Berry

by Hefty_Prank July 22, 2017

Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.

That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood

by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023

arkansas hot pocket

The sexual act of releasing one's bowels, freezing said defecation log, and then further using it as a dildo or object of vaginal penetration.

Jacqueline was so drunk last night that I gave her an Arkansas hot pocket, and she didn't even know the difference.

by lamb hunter January 2, 2011

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

arkansas wedding cake

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

by mosyntax December 27, 2007

arkansas sweet tea

have V1 lay on you his/her back w/ their mouth open. v2 pours sweet N low in v1's mouth and proceeds to pee in v1's mouth

My wife and i were camping the other night and we ran out of water. being the true gentleman that i am, i gave her an arkansas sweet tea to quench her thirst.

by SIMMONZ April 27, 2009