by Bhad-barbie October 1, 2020
Get the ark pioneer schoolmug. A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
Get the ark survival ascendedmug. A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
Get the Ark Momentmug. 
Get the The Arkmug. It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".mug. ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
Get the Noah's Ark - The Short Versionmug. When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it
“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”
by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024
Get the ark-flationmug.