fat apron

occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere. circumfrence of it can be bigger than the persons height

his fat apron can reach his head its that big and long!

by bjkba kb f March 25, 2008

The Wolverine Stamp of Approval

When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.

Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?

Wolverine: …

Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.

Wolverine: …

Guy: …

Wolverine: *Nod*

by Atren Graves August 11, 2010

approfitate

"to take advantage of" advantage

Created by Emmanuel and Elena, of Luxembourg fame.

You need to approfitate the opportunity to speak English in order to widen your vocabulary.

by Emmanuel & Elena September 30, 2004

apprentis

the dumbest show on tv. you get a job for winning.

running around with a carrot up his ass singing looks like chicken tonight

by Marshal8388 May 15, 2005

appropriantic

-adjective
1. excessively appropriate.

2. conveying a lack of originality or wit; distastefully obvious.

(Occasionally confused with the concept of situational irony, which is, ironically, its antonym.)

Reading Kerouac's "On The Road" while on a cross-country road trip is an appropriantic literary choice.

"You bought Jim and Karen a blender as wedding gift? Practical, yes, but highly appropriantic!"

by $exy Lexy April 19, 2010

Appropoo

adjective suggesting the level of appropriateness of any smartphone application for use while one is relieving oneself. Said relief is typically in the form of defecation.

Angry Birds, Scrabble and Thumbstruck are all great applications to use while you're on the toilet. They're very appropoo.

by meatlocker May 19, 2011

approcreate

This is a blend of appropriate and procreate; it means two suitably matched adults having a child.

Jeff. "Did you here that Rob & Robyn have had a third child?"
Jasmine, "Yeah, that's approcreate."

by One half of Bothrobs November 14, 2011