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The answer is slavery

A wise quote by Technoblade after learning the ancient art of potato farming.
Techno: "If hypixel has taught me anything, it's that the answer is slavery!"
by hellotheregeneral January 27, 2021
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rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
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textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.
What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.
Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...
by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
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Dutch Answer

A Dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.
Person 1: "Hey what are you planning for tonight?"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"
by Josh12312312312312312 May 12, 2010
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Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.
Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?
by Tyler December 20, 2004
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answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit
Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.
by WizeKracker April 14, 2014
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