angle of the dangle

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

by guy343432 August 23, 2006

anglophile

Someone (more often than not American) who holds an extremely romanticised view of England and the English. Can be found putting on an Dick Van Dyke-esque English accent and saying things like 'fag'.

Anglophile: "Alright mate, can I nick a fag?"

by Kay March 27, 2006

anglophiliac

a) someone who wants to have sex with a British person. This desire to fuck British people is usually due to the dreamy British accent.
b) may also refer to someone who wants to have sex with an Australian because Americans often can't tell the difference between the accents.

person A: I really wanna have a threesome with Hugh Grant and Hugh Laurie

person B: that's cuz you're a total anglophiliac... and possibly a Hughophile.

by pepperbrooks March 30, 2010

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

angle

The word boys use to call you but their dumb and don't know how to spell "angel"

Alec- wow she's perfect, such an angle

by wowthatsgreat April 5, 2017

Kurt Angle

Someone who enjoys drinking a big glass of milk, eating chocolate chip cookies, and taking some viagra.

Kurt Angle is also known for blurting out ''It's true! It's true!'' before someone finishes their statement.

Kurt Angle's Pizza Hut commercial also happened to place 1st in America's Funniest Home Videos.

Kurt Angle is a true American hero.

by Environmentalist October 17, 2008

angle theory

unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.

The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.

remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear

mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat

by TKOD March 9, 2008