Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum
you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton
by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019
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Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021
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Alfie Male

Opposite of alpha male

Emasculating nickname
He's the alfie male of the group
by Lalyislooney August 03, 2016
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alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner
James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do
by AgentOink September 29, 2014
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Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows
Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.
by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019
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Alfie T

A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute
Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022
by Big naughty pum November 09, 2022
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alfie elliott

An amazing person who totally didn't write this
Did u see alfie elliott? He's just too amazing for life
by Idk what to call me May 15, 2017
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