Alfie Dodds

A tiny, really fast running alien that loves drop kicking children onto Jupiter. Also used when offending little muffins

Hey how dare you say that! Your such an Alfie Dodds

by Nathan Dodds March 28, 2022

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is also known an the uk’s top shagger

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

Alfie Male

Opposite of alpha male

Emasculating nickname

He's the alfie male of the group

by Lalyislooney August 2, 2016

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.

by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019

Alfie T

A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute

Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022

by Big naughty pum November 9, 2022

alfie elliott

An amazing person who totally didn't write this

Did u see alfie elliott? He's just too amazing for life

by Idk what to call me May 15, 2017