by fsgbjdnfgmlfdzmxkvlx/bjk;ngb g February 6, 2018
Get the alanmug. Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.
Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.
Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.
Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.
by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019
Get the Alanmug. This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool
by anonymous October 21, 2020
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesn’t. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis
by Jorgeeeeeee October 21, 2019
Get the Alanmug. An Alan usually spends most of his day sucking dick mostly 4 inches long. An Alan can also be gay and he tends to use his 1 cm dick and tries to stick it in his mouth but he will just be there all day trying to put it in his mouth. But don’t mistake that because they are usually really cool and funny
by Scotmanallda May 22, 2018
Get the Alanmug. by xX_ODazn_Xx October 13, 2020
Get the Alanmug.