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airpods

ear buds that apple has created that broke people can’t afford and anybody who owns airpods can’t hear / see / feel / smell broke. they don’t have wires so you can flex on everyone. people that own airpods literally are in love with each other and treat everyone else like peasants.
*has airpods in* sorry bitch i can’t hear your brokeness
by imsofye11 February 14, 2019
mugGet the airpodsmug.

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire
I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019
mugGet the AirPodsmug.

Airpods

all Germans had these during the great depression
Thot detected. that man has Airpods
by 69REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE69 February 25, 2019
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.
Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school
by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021
mugGet the Fake Airpods Ownermug.

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
by lorg rat March 17, 2020
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor
me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor
by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

Airpods

AirPods are wireless Bluetooth earbuds released by Apple in December 2016. ... They automatically sync through Apple's iCloud service allowing users to switch audio sources to other supported devices connected by the same Apple ID.
"Look at Tsumugi's new airpods! Aren't they so amazing?" Said Makoto.

"Your just too poor to buy your own. Fucking poor people these days. The can just , get more rich. Duh." Said Togami
by the gay one in the room February 15, 2019
mugGet the Airpodsmug.

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