AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022

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something that deaf kids wear to hear

"Yo william u got the airpods limited edition

by 9383-2387389287348392 May 8, 2019

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a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020

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Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

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AirPods are wireless Bluetooth earbuds released by Apple in December 2016. ... They automatically sync through Apple's iCloud service allowing users to switch audio sources to other supported devices connected by the same Apple ID.

"Look at Tsumugi's new airpods! Aren't they so amazing?" Said Makoto.

"Your just too poor to buy your own. Fucking poor people these days. The can just , get more rich. Duh." Said Togami

by the gay one in the room February 15, 2019

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