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Going Ahmad

The act of going insane after a transaction happens in a fantasy league that doesn't benefit you
"Wow John is going ahmad after that guy accepted the crosby for faksa trade"
by HunjeeHI December 19, 2013
mugGet the Going Ahmadmug.

Ahmad

Ahmad he’s the most amazing person on earth and no one could compare to him. He always brightens up your day no matter what mood you’re in. He’s sooooo handsome and he’s the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He is PRINCE CHARMING, he will help everyone no matter what. He’s the person who always smiles and laughs and tries to make everyone happy and with a bright smile. He puts others before him even in his time of need and he’s got a heart of pure gold. He goes thru a lot of pain and you just don’t see it because, he doesn’t want others feeling sorry for him or anything. He always wants to spread positive feelings and vibes. He will do whatever in his power to bring a smile to your face and he will always try to make you happy even when he’s at his lowest. He smiles a lot and laughs a lot because he is always going thru pain but he never asks for help because he grew up with the pain and he grew up alone and he grew up thru a lot of battles. That’s why he will always try to help everyone and brings smiles to everyone . He’s never happy but you’ll think he is. He’s never okay but she just never shows it.
He will be a great Leader ever
If you have Ahmad in your life you’d be a pure dumbass to let him go!!!!
Ahmad is mine!!!
by Arbenita Arr 07 November 27, 2021
mugGet the Ahmadmug.

Hassan Ahmad

a man who gets with girls and cheats on them or only gets with them for sex. a man who has multiple partners at one time.
by Adil Hussain bd1 November 4, 2021
mugGet the Hassan Ahmadmug.

Ahmad

A person that will help you in life and stay with you on your journey, doesnt leave you by yourself in a fight and will never loss a football game. Your lucky if you have a friend named Ahmad, he is a guardian angel.
Person: Hi!
Ahmad: How are you habibi!!!
by Bsgbedy November 10, 2020
mugGet the Ahmadmug.
(noun / expression)
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ

Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.

Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.

These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:

"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"

"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"

Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
Example Usage:

"Shut up, Ahmad al-Sharʿ’s shoe/slipper "صرماية أحمد الشرع" is more worth than you."
by Reasonable_Doubt August 5, 2025
mugGet the Ahmad al-Sharʿ’s shoe/slipper "صرماية أحمد الشرع"mug.

Ahmad

A fucking sexy guy with the largest erection ever and everyone wants his woodini
Did us see Ahmad, His dick is so big i accidentally jizzed!
by aezsrxdfyguyhiujou June 20, 2023
mugGet the Ahmadmug.

Ahmad

A short freshman with no rizz. Constantly says things like. Too many hoes on AP. Even though, for a fact. There are NO bitches on his roster. His brother Imran *canon* has all the rizz. Unspoken. Even rizz toward females. Something very rare.
AHMAD has no rizz
by Kazuma Kavoma October 25, 2023
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