accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

Accidental-hoeing

When someone is accidentally being or acting like a hoe or slut.

“Sally is accidental-hoeing again, and she doesn’t even know it”

by Defining_the_world January 22, 2019

Accidental driiiink

When playing a drinking game, and someone 'accidentally' drinks when not supposed to, all players in the game must immediately pause what they are doing and partake in drinking while shouting 'ACCIDENTAL DRIIIIINK'
One may also call it out randomly without actually having taken an 'accidental drink'

Adam: "Accidental driiiink'
*Everyone then shouts this and drinks*

by JAC_ACT November 4, 2011

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Accidental Friday

when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.

You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.

by Honey Bee123 July 23, 2010

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

accidental hoe

Someone who pulls bare ppl but doesn't mean to

eshokh is an accidental hoe

by carrot 123 June 12, 2018