australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

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Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

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Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.

We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.

by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019

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Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

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