Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

assbeast

A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.

Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.

by SirLeche June 6, 2005

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009

ASSBAND

WORD USED TO DESCRIBE YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

" I GOTTA GO MY ASSBAND IS CALLING ME AGAIN"

"SO, WHERE'S THAT ASSBAND OF YOURS TONIGHT?"

TRINITY:"WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?"
TABBY:"MY ASSBAND MADE DINNER PLANS WITH HIS BROTHER INSTEAD".

by SHORTSHINE February 4, 2010

assbaugh

scratching two senior names on a lab table and refusing to admit to it getting everyone in the senior class banned from the lab causing them to give you this nickname.

Hey look it's assbaugh.

by pooplicker69 March 19, 2010

AssBath

The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.

John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass

by LolMan March 11, 2012

Assbag

The combination of an asshole and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such an assbag !

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016