Ambitextrous

Having the ability to write and send text messages with either or both hands.

Created by Boy Sam and Girl Sam on August 9, 2007 at a Band of Horses concert.

Boy Sam: OMGZ you totez just broke your right hand! HOW WILL WE COMMUNICATE?!
Girl Sam: Don't worry about it, bro! I'm ambitextrous!

by Girl Sam March 26, 2009

ambisextrous

The status of having both male and female reproductive organs. An adjective describing a hermaphrodite.

Example:
John: He wanna go play a game?
Pat: No. I can't right now.
John: Why?
Pat: I have to go see my doctor about my baby.
John: But you're...
Pat: Ambisextrous? Yes. I am.

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by P.J. Fizzybottom March 25, 2011

Ambisextrous

Someone who is sexually talented with both of their hands.

Dude, they had to put both his hands in a cast because his girlfriend rode them so hard.

That's what he gets for being ambisextrous

by HessTheThird June 26, 2012

ambisextrous

-predominantly refers to male on male intercourse, in which a male is both a "top" and a "bottom".

-usually there are men who are labeled "tops" and those "bottoms" in relationships. this definition is for those that are both.

A: "Hey, is Nate a top or bottom when you have sex?"

B: "He does top and bottom."

A: "What?"

B: "Nate is ambisextrous."

by Sushi Guy February 26, 2013

Ambisextrous

When a man is able to masturbate to a finish with both his preferred and non-preferred hands.

Shaun: Aaron hasn't gotten laid in so long that he has become ambisextrous!

Karl: yeah, that fucking chose has no game!

by Ambisextrous June 9, 2015

ambivextrous

The mood of someone who is going to be angry at you no matter what you do.

John: Dude, I don't understand what I did wrong! I asked her if it was okay if I went out with the guys on Saturday and she said, "Do what you want to do."

Paul: Man, that girl is ambivextrous. You in trouble regardless.

by MizVelle September 29, 2017

Ambitextrous

When you can VERY EASILY type on your phone with both thumbs, your left thumb only, or right thumb only.

That dude’s always typing with a different thumb or both

Yea. I heard he’s ambitextrous.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp July 18, 2018