advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011

Advertising

A synonym for e-mail.

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

The Star Advertiser

1) A newspaper in Hawaii

2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.

1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."

2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"

by Urban Iolani November 20, 2010

Advertisements

What Mr.T created to annoy the heck out of football fans

Hey are you watching the big game today?

I can't because my tv is pure advertisements

Oh i feel bad that mr. T knocked your life to nothing.

Damn u mr. T why did u have to create God?

by Radek the sheep March 7, 2017

native advertising

Advertising that in a desperate effort to get some credible attention, dress up as journalism. Always found among other pieces of journalism, trying to blend in and make you read it without realizing you're being fed advertising.

-This was some really spineless journalism for a serious newspaper, it's basically just worshipping The Church of Scientology!
-That's probably because it is a piece of native advertising, paid for by the scientologists.

by tropenatt September 14, 2017

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2012

false advertising

when someone or something can be misleading in a certain situation

Moms pulls into McDonald's

Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?

Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom

Girl: False advertising

by Boredingplainjane July 30, 2010