Absentmindedstudentism

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.

Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010

Absinthe

green alcohol drink. Good stuff is halucenogenic. Bad stuff just gets you drunk as hell. Either way it's worth it. Tastes horrendous. Tastes good with a bit of chocolate candy. Reccomend drinking it with a sugar cube. If your gonna have an international plane flight the next day. I reccomend stopping some where short of puking drunk if you can manage it. Because if you don't puke the hangover is pretty manageable.

Friend of mine sees cat on street during walk home. Starts chasing it and shout "you are my destiny!"

by ch123123123 January 4, 2006

Absinthe

A very strong alcoholic beverage.

"Absinthe, the drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly".

by Uncle Jez January 7, 2010

absinthe

A green hallucinogenic liquid illegal in the US but easily smuggled from Paris.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

by Jennifer Callan January 4, 2006

Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

absentaxolotl

calling someone absentaxolotl means that they’re super awesome and cool. it also means that they are a super good friend and they love playing cookie run kingdom.

hey! you are such an absentaxolotl.

by TacticTide October 3, 2021

gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty

When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.

by The Chungus February 2, 2020