by BLICKING6IX9INE January 04, 2018
by ItsPromo December 07, 2018
The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen
by FoxGuardJ October 24, 2019
Guy 1- hey listen to this Blicky got the stiffy auh
Guy 2- NO NOT NOW *shoots guy 1 in the back of the head* NO 6ix9ine ANYMORE
Guy 2- NO NOT NOW *shoots guy 1 in the back of the head* NO 6ix9ine ANYMORE
by A cool egg March 14, 2018
Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.
by honeylovechild May 19, 2009
When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019