Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

Preying mantis style

When a guy is fucking a girl and right when he busts a nut, she chops his fucking head off.

She was taller than him after they got done fucking preying mantis style.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock in hell. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often flashes his cock at old men.

He was flashing people in the park. Oh he must be a mantis.

by Dotty89 October 7, 2020

mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 22, 2025

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019