Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose

"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"

by Jeremy88271763 September 08, 2019

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

Race Rock Shandy

A shandy style beer drink made with Long Island Lemonade and beer, originally Corona. Race Rock Lighthouse is off the western tip of Fishers Island New York.

When I go out to drink beer in Mystic, CT I like to order a Race Rock Shandy!

by 0neHugeWang! April 22, 2021

Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 23, 2009

slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 05, 2013

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by May 16, 2022