Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.
Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.
by Boppy boi June 05, 2018
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trash melon

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.
"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018
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Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
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sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
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melon boat

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.
by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 03, 2013
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melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 08, 2004
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Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
by yoor December 15, 2007
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