John Kerry

A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.

Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.

by jamerson June 06, 2005

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John Kerry

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

by Journey Fan May 11, 2005

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Kerry ball

In bowling, a strike in which not all ten pins fall at the same time. Usually nine pins fall, while the last pin wobbles around then falls a second or two later.

Jordan: I have 2 strikes in a row. Now I'm going for a turkey... {bowls}... {sees 9 pins fall and turns around}... Oh, crap, I missed!

Leaira: KERRY BALL!

Jordan: Hey, I got a turkey!

by Jordan_17 September 10, 2011

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