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Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.
That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.
by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020
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Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
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Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
by ethanandrish May 30, 2024
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Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all
aw man they’re such a finch
by Finch_hater May 27, 2025
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