Chad

A douchbag that does not know how to spell, loves the number 5, is loved by everyone, and is fat.
"Hey look its chad"- Highschooler
"My name is actually tanner"- Chad
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A person who hates all things but white people and is also a very small continent of Africa
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Chad, an a rare species of shemale of which they have no urges for actual people, just computers or xboxes. They sometimes experiment their urges with their electronics in ways indescribable. This species is also known to have sociopath issues. But mostly toward female wimminz. This could be the missing link that evolutionists have been looking for.
You: Chad, how much do you like Minecraft?
Chad: *jizzes*
You: Woah Chad... Umm bye.
Chad: MINNEEEECRAFFFTTT!!!!
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Definition 1: A Country From Africa Next to Niger
Definition 2: A Guy Who Gets All The Girls
People From The Country Chad Are All Chads
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To exploit or cheat, in games or relationships.

Online derivative of Chav.
Tim: I have the highest kills on this map, I have been camped at this spawn point for about 20 minutes now just popping them as they re-spawn. I am so awesome!

Jim: You are such a Chad...
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To chad: to raid or steal someone's food.
Guy 1: That guy took all the food in my fridge!
Guy 2: Yeah, you just got chadded.
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Noun. Most often a male, and largely nocturnal, Chads can seldom be seen during the daylight hours except to attend work and sometimes eat. Their main diets consist of meat and potatoes. Chads can also be identified by their love for video games and all things related. They also enjoy science fiction books, manga, online comics, and sex. These are items that are essential to attracting and maintaining a healthy, happy Chad. However, When a Chad is enthralled in a video game or book, it is almost impossible to achieve and maintain his attention. Chads are also infamous for their laziness and immaturity.

Despite their drawbacks, Chads are lovable, easy to talk to, great cooks, and considerate lovers. When the mood strikes them, they can also be quite generous, thoughtful, witty and humorous. In physical appearance, Chads often sport glasses, side burns, and dark clothing. They are short yet somewhat burly in stature and quite fuzzy. Ironically, these features can make Chads great at cuddling. Although Chads are notorious lay-abouts, once they are coaxed into work, they do so with great efficiency and enthusiasm.

Chads are invariable attracted to Cassandras, who may or may not reject their awkward yet oddly charming advances.
He stayed up all night playing Star Trek Online? He's such a Chad!

Stop being Chad-like and take out the garbage!

His artless yet amiable attempts at wooing the girl were quite Chaddish.

The ursine creature was somewhat Chaddish in manner.
by Haligren February 03, 2010
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