carded for life

Description of somebody, usually in their late adolescence, who looks significantly younger than their actual age, and in turn, upon suspicion of being underage, will be checked for ID for (jokingly) the rest of their lives.
Dave: You're telling me that kid is in grade 12? Or did you say that he is 12? It sure looks so.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.
by Gigzoram July 1, 2011
mugGet the carded for lifemug.

race card

When a minority in America (and more recently, Caucasians) try to call foul on a situation that is detrimental to them and say the situation is racially discriminatory. Now, whether it is or not is irrelevant, as such stories are taken as gospel.
Because the black woman didn't win in "The Apprentice", she pulled the race card.

Miguel had the lowest work rating in the company, took 5 personal days in a row and came into work drunk. He was fired, but because he went to the ACLU and pulled the race card, he has his job back.
by R. Kemp August 23, 2004
mugGet the race cardmug.

black card

An imaginary card that all black people are born with and that mixed people have to earn that is constantly under threat of being revoked if said black person does not act black enough or in proper black ways. Mostly kind of ridiculous and based on stereotypes, unless you don't appreciate Obama then that's just not appreciating black progress and you should get your black card taken away.
Black person 1: I just don't like Obama
Black person 2: You better take that back before someone takes away your black card.
by jackie8 June 3, 2014
mugGet the black cardmug.

M Card

An M Card is short for a Medicinal Marijuana Registry Card. When you have one you are a part of the MMRC, the Medicinal Marijuana Registry Club.

Here's the legalities for the state of Colorado:

Amendment 20 authorizes a patient or a primary caregiver who has been issued a Medical Marijuana Registry identification card to possess no more than two ounces of a usable form of marijuana and not more than six marijuana plants, with three or fewer being mature, flowering plants that are producing a usable form of marijuana.
My snowboarder bro was just issued his M Card. He's a part of the MMRC now and has the best strains in town!

Did you hear, Oliver's Dad just got his M Card, he has cancer, its really sad, but at least he feels good about life because he's a part of the MMRC.

Having an M Card means you are allowed to enjoy all the benefits that marijuana has to offer and partake in the cultivation of your own plants if you so choose.... under the right legal circumstance, of course.

I wonder if Bill Maher has his M Card?

Why do we even need to have an M Card to enjoy a naturally occurring plant? That should be an inherent human right, it is ours just as much as anyone's.

Honey is a progressive, politically active person here to educate people on the M Card, ask her if you have any questions, she's really sweet.
by RandiWordHead June 7, 2009
mugGet the M Cardmug.

baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
mugGet the baseball cardsmug.

black card

A highly regarded, exclusive American Express Card issued by "invitation only" to current AmEx holders with high incomes and A+ credit. This card entitles its holders to VIP access, upgraded flights, event tickets, and special treatment at department stores and such. A $2500 fee is payed by each of its card holders annually. Also known as a "Centurion" card.
"I'm sorry Sir, tickets are sold out"
::man pulls out black card::
"I'm sorry Sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?"

"I'm under 21 with a Black Card" -Bow Wow
by BRP October 3, 2005
mugGet the black cardmug.

Insecurity card

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).
Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
by silentthread April 22, 2011
mugGet the Insecurity cardmug.

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