June 22nd

Gay people with slutty mothers were born this day.

Girl: "hey you are gay and your mom is a bitch!"
Guy:"why?"
Girl: "because you were born in June 22nd!"
Guy:"oh yea you right, I almost forgot it, sorry."
Mom of the guy:"I confirm! He is gay and I'm a bitch!"

by Peterpumpkineater69420 July 18, 2020

July 22nd

The best girl in the whole world was born this day.
They are meant tl be togheter with people born december 14th

Friend: you’re born on July 22nd?
Me: yes!
Friend: then you have to date someone born december 14th!

by Mr.Masterman July 22, 2021

August 22nd

August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend

Hey it’s august 22nd

oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!

by 2tenlee August 3, 2021

August 22nd

The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.

Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know

by Treyy October 17, 2019

August 22nd

The day where all disappointments are created. It may be a bad TV show, a terrible meal, or an accidental child. It is a day of regret and misfortune.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is August 22nd it's disappointment day
Lynn: Hey! Tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019

March 22nd

Even though MCR broke up on this day its still a great day when great people are born

MMMM yes, March 22nd

by BigBooty42069 November 11, 2019

February 22nd

February 22nd is the slap your best friend’s ass day. When you see your best friend at: school,home, going out or anywhere else SLAP THAT ASS and see how she reacts

You: Hey (bestie’s name)

Friend: Hey!!
You: *Slaps her ass*
Friend: Why would you do that?!
You: its february 22nd, the slap your best friend’s ass day!! So i have to slap you on your ass😭

by victoria.lbtz February 21, 2021