by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
Get the colon-polingmug. To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
by whiplash72 January 20, 2015
Get the colon blowsmug. by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011
Get the fruits of the colonmug. anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
Get the colon-aidmug. by HustonB August 13, 2011
Get the Colon cryin'mug. Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.
Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
by C. Felix November 10, 2005
Get the Colonic musicmug. When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009
Get the Demonic Colonicmug.