dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

Texi (Ti)

(Ti) A unit of measurement for area equal to the area of Texas 268,820 sq mi (696,241 km²). A "texi" is to area what a ton is to weight. Definition was developed due to pop culture references comparing large areas to the state of Texas. Now people with be able to describe large areas in texi (Ti).

Its a search area about a Texi (Ti).

The asteroid is 1/2 Texi (Ti) is size.

by redbaron58 August 17, 2009

laced and tied

v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).

James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?

Jamal: What gir?

James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!

Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!

by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010

ti dop

the top of the competition

"I'm gonna be on ti dop, that's all my eyes can see, victory is mine, that's why they're eyeing me." - Gang starr

by Chunwoo Kae May 12, 2006

ti-83

A now outdated but still useful graphing calculator. Cannot be purchased anymore, replaced with ti-83+. Commonly used to play games in class or cheat on tests by typing in your notes (you know you did). Less powerful than ti-89 but quite perfect for High School use.

So I typed up my notes on my ti-83 last night. Want a copy?

by BKred January 18, 2004

TI-89

Definition: the Texas Instruments 89. Known by every student in American high schools as an Original Game Boy, that also can graph differential equations and keep useful notes for tests.
Alternate Definition: a Dell

"Dude I just got the best game for my TI-89, f-ing Track and Field 1998!"
"Oh man you're so lucky, I still have only an 83, but I got Pimp Quest, mother f-er."

by řikupich November 28, 2004

tied stick

You know the stuff that is tied to a stick

I even smoked that Tied Stick

by Anonymous June 10, 2003