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Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis
by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011
mugGet the Bralcolm-itismug.

Jemma-itis

Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.
(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!
by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018
mugGet the Jemma-itismug.

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt
you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?
by mainbitchx April 1, 2020
mugGet the dopey-itismug.

Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug
I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis
by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019
mugGet the Dobrik-itismug.
This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.
by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021
mugGet the Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itismug.

Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.
by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023
mugGet the Jas-itismug.

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"
Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.
by Ghiberty December 31, 2009
mugGet the Posc-itismug.

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