The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.
(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!
by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018

being a stupid cunt
by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow
Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.
by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009
