DID YOU KNOW

This blonde british dude fights god lmao

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO THE XENOBLADE LORE

by RobRoss45 October 14, 2023

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

You make about as much sense as Malinda

By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).

You make about as much sense as Malinda!

by The Great Bulletproof Duck October 18, 2023

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023

Fuck You

A good way of telling your parents that you have great grades in school, make sure you say that parent's name after, it will make them completely speechless!

(don't blame me for any injuries that happen afterwards)

Dad: Hey Son, How are your grades?

Son: Fuck You, Dad!

Dad: ...

by SCGD October 19, 2023

You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.

A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."

by gnome is better October 20, 2023