Windows 3.11.9

A WNR (Windows never released) version released on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 (which coincided with the fasting month of Ramadan), known for being the first to support Python. It blends nostalgia with modern programming capabilities, allowing users to experience both the charm of early '90s computing and the power of contemporary coding. Known for parodizing Python 3.11.9, this WNR is often seen as a quirky bridge between the past and present.

Using Windows 3.11.9 is like stepping back into the '90s with a modern twist—it's the first version to support Python, bringing retro computing into the future!

by Emotional Cruiser November 6, 2025

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021

Window shitter

A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough

Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 14, 2020

doo doo window

when there is a bubble of “doo doo” in your ass

i just had the biggest doo doo window of my life!

by outlet eater 69 January 16, 2019

cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.

I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.

by Charleec March 1, 2016

… Out the window day

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

… it’s 011ie out the window day!

Hey guys it’s 011ie … out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022