fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 December 31, 2021

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022

willy f-ers

A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.

"Look, a group of Willy F-ers"

"Indeed!"

"I don't get how that's an example"

"Indeed!"

by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009