Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs July 24, 2008

uncle iroh type shit

when your peaceful and let go of all hatred around you .

i’m on my uncle iroh type shit right now so i forgive you

by Austin Boulton May 26, 2020

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

by Broan October 26, 2007

late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children

Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.

by chris carpenter December 29, 2013

goofy ahh uncle productions

This billion dollar music production what is owned by quandale dingle and jigaboo joe(quandale dingles brother) there most famous song is "goofy ahh uncle productions I want to take a pic with cardi b inside my cardigan know I love they call me sharty Mr tardy man I just smoke my weed and fuck these hoes I'm not no party man"

want to go record a song and use goofy ahh uncle productions?

by goofy ahh uncle productions st April 26, 2022

donkey sucking uncle fucker

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 05, 2003

Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.

Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008