twat sniff

Any stank puss make my long john pause.

Alley that little dirty twat sniff.

by fuckhead February 24, 2005

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."

by icemft99 August 20, 2007

clockwork twats

An exclamation of annoyance or frustration.

Clockwork twats! I can't believe what a cunt you are Harnk!

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Twat-zilla

an uber twat-waffle. see twat-waffle

My ex-girlfriend is being a cock-block god, i can't even get pussy now, she is a twat-zilla.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 16, 2007

twat rat

-also see-lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher.
definition--a lesbian twat lover...

she is so a twat rat...look at that hair cut and her shoes...TWAT RAT!

by whoo hoo January 30, 2004

Twat Tickler

One who tickles her twat.
A form of masturbation.

"I would share a bed with Jennifer, but she is such a twat tickler."

by Jenn Diesel March 17, 2008

Twat waffle

I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.

See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle

by Cubble99 July 26, 2014