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Top Shotter 

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Top Shotter by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
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Top off Tuesday

Your girl or guy or partner has to take their top off in person or over a FaceTime or call
Partner 1 : hey it’s top off Tuesday

Partner 2 : dang you got me *takes top off*
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Top ramen penis 

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
Top ramen penis by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

Top right corner 

used to describe petite Fijian Indian girls
Dekho waha, top right corner aaige
Top right corner by bobs1132 March 22, 2021
A hellhole in the game War Thunder. mostly because for planes there are no skill missles, for tanks there are thermals, night vision, and smoke grenades. and ships.... who cares abt ships?
person 1:Ah i just got killed by a fucking missle. no skill.

person 2: bruh its top tier what do you expect
Top tier by MyNameIsOli March 24, 2021

Top the Tater 

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it
I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater
Top the Tater by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021