Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.

A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.

by erresistable September 6, 2010

Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010

Toolbag

Typically means Nigger apparently.

Me: Look, toolbag, back the fuck off
Black guy: You racist! Suck my dick!

by AngryCracka October 6, 2010

tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.

(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"

by rfo October 26, 2010

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Toolcock

A very powerful name in the southern part of the United States. The Toolcock's began as a family of farmers in Louisiana. During the Civil War, conflict began around the Toolcock's farm because of the fact that they used African slaves to help harvest their crops. Thomas Toolcock became a very highly ranked general in the Confederate Army, but his fame was short lived because of the Confederate's loss. As of now the Toolcock name is highly respected the world over as a food company, Thomas's great granddaughter, Eleanor Toolcock is the CEO of Toolcock Homegrown Foods.

That man is a regular Eleanor Toolcock.

by Lt. Weewee November 24, 2010

tool

A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves.

These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).

Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.

"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him."

"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."

by MK0707 January 17, 2011