Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”
by Esqueda December 27, 2023
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tony tampony

Person 1: Who is tony tampony?
Person 2. Tony lopez, the human helicopter!
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Tony Plana Are General Zod

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.
"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."
by Mike_Litoris June 05, 2018
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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