Lia and Sam are to friends, Sam of course is a boy and Lia is a girl...these friends constantly try to ruin other friendships, Lia is also someone that you should drop as a friend because she is a two face hoe that lies about everything and everybody and Sam is also two faced but he promises something and does the opposite and lies about everything and everybody
Girl 1: Sam said: I was friends with her for a long seven years but I waisted my time
Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years
Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch
Girl3: EXCUSE MEE
Lia and Sam: we dumb
Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years
Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch
Girl3: EXCUSE MEE
Lia and Sam: we dumb
by The real bih November 23, 2019
The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.
Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 03, 2018
Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
by JiMmY_cArTeR May 06, 2019
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by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.
by roombaroller November 17, 2019