Sam Coughlin

One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.

Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"

by fsellig January 15, 2020

Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam's Rule

A Sam, Samantha or Samuel is always right no matter the situation. This rule outlaws other rules of similar definition, and the creator of said other rule is by the holy decree of God declared a irreversible GAY

dude, you can't win against Sam, its "Sam's rule"

by gabelle July 8, 2020

sloppy sam

When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam

Aw I just did a sloppy Sam

by JakenBacon 1939 March 22, 2017

Sam Bass

That red head kid in class who is really cool but nobody takes the time to realize it. Also, loves hockey.

Oh look, there's Sam Bass!

by Abbey Sims November 11, 2019

Sam Wyatt

Complete lad

Sam Wyatt is a sick Lad

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Sam The Pufferfish

A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801

That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish

by EeGeOnline August 1, 2018