A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.

Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.

by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023

Fall out of a window

A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.

My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.

Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon

by Calvin Trollage August 19, 2023

window cunt

GPS as in your GPS yells directions at you through a window (your phone)

Yo, where did the window cunt say to turn?

by Dylan12 August 1, 2017

Window shitter

A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough

Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 14, 2020

Windows

The worst operating system in the world.

It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.

I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!

by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022

Windows

Absolute coding HEAVEN

Oh yeah we got windows!!!

by There is no pseudonym now November 26, 2025

Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.

Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."

by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008